Sri Lanka Equity Forum
Dear Reader,

Registration with the Sri Lanka Equity Forum would enable you to enjoy an array of other services such as Member Rankings, User Groups, Own Posts & Profile, Exclusive Research, Live Chat Box etc..

All information contained in this forum is subject to Disclaimer Notice published.


Thank You
Sri Lanka Equity Forum

Discussion Forum for Stock Market Investors in Sri Lanka

සිංහල පරිවර්තනය
Submit Post
Submit Post

You are not connected. Please login or register

Sri Lanka Equity Forum » Stock Market Entertainment » Stock Market Entertainment

Stock Market Entertainment

Go to page : Previous  1 ... 8 ... 12, 13, 14  Next

Go down  Message [Page 13 of 14]

1 Stock Market Entertainment on Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:50 am

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
First topic message reminder :

There will be Short Stories,Song,Poet Saying....
Anything found made us fun? It will be public Here daily as possible....

If any thing You may aware.. let others to enjoy

Your contribution to this tread for beneficially of all the users Is highly appreciated...



Last edited by SL.Market on Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:52 am; edited 1 time in total


481 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:56 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

The new mathematical formula that you may like.

Mathematically Speaking

Equation 1:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

* * * * * *
Equation 2:

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

* * * * * * Equation 3:

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
>From Equation 2 and Equation 3:

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

482 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:43 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:382

483 Work Virus on Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:11 am

sriranga


Co-Admin

http://sharemarket-srilanka.blogspot.co.uk/

484 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:32 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:384


485 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:08 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:385



486 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:36 am

sriranga

avatar
Co-Admin

http://sharemarket-srilanka.blogspot.co.uk/

487 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:15 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:387


488 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:53 am

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:388

489 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:01 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:389

1.(Photographer: An Hejie. Market Place, Town of Chifeng , Inner Mongolia )
Beyond the northern ( Inner Mongolia ) frontier, spring has arrived but the
cold weather lingered on. Snow fell on this April morning. Flakes danced
in the sky. A middle-aged man tended to his cart, on which sat a little
boy, wrapped up with blanket used to keep the vegetables from freezing.
From time to time, the father would tuck at the blanket to make sure that
his son was all right. These are the words from the photographer: "Set in
the dark and shadowy background and the dancing snow flakes, the pink
puffy face of the little boy stood out in great contrast to that of the
father which was apparently shaped by the caprices of life. And life was
indeed harsh. Father and son only have each other for support. When the
father yelled out a sales pitch on top of his voice, his facial expression
was shockingly touching. One cannot help but be moved."


2.The father and his son live in an impoverished hilly area. They demand
nothing but a piece of land to call their own. Perhaps they will not have
a chance to see the outside world all their lives -- they will not know
what a staircase is, they will never ride in a taxi, nor will they ever
step into a movie theater. But the truth is these are the people who offer
us everything our lives depend on, generation after generation. The heaven
and earth have nothing to repay them. Love them! At least respect them in
your heart. Otherwise how can we possibly talk about ourselves as human beings?


3.(Caption on the photo: That day, we found that we were able to attend
school. We were so happy. But grandpa cried. Do you understand? The tears
of an elderly man...) This semester has been dealt with, what about the next?

Redbulls

avatar
Director - Equity Analytics
Director - Equity Analytics

491 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:18 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:391

4.Your elderly mother and little children are waiting for you to come home
with the day's wages.


5.The old man sells roast yam for a living. Because he doesn't have a
license, his tools were confiscated and his tricycle was smashed, its
chain cut. All the old man can do is to sit there and cry. Tomorrow.



6.Mothers and their child.
This is life.

492 Mindblowing anagrams on Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:50 pm

sriranga

avatar
Co-Admin

http://sharemarket-srilanka.blogspot.co.uk/

493 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:19 pm

K.Haputantri

avatar
Co-Admin
Thanks Shri, its a nice one.

494 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:50 am

Chinwi

avatar
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
අම්මා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා ගිය කල පුතුගෙ ගෙට
මැනලා වී මිටක් දුන්නයි මල්ල කට​
ගන් දෝ නො ගන් දෝ කියලා සිතුනි මට​
මැනලද පුතේ කිරි දුන්නේ මා උඹට


පුතා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා අඬනා විට දුකට​
ඇක්කර් හැඳි දෙකක් මැනලා බෝතලෙට​
ඩීසීඩී පාම් ඔයිල්  කලවම් වූ කුණු රසට
දියකර පෙවුව මතකයි නුඹ මට හොඳට


by Chinwi

495 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:04 pm

K.Haputantri

avatar
Co-Admin
@Chinwi wrote:අම්මා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා ගිය කල පුතුගෙ ගෙට
මැනලා වී මිටක් දුන්නයි මල්ල කට​
ගන් දෝ නො ගන් දෝ කියලා සිතුනි මට​
මැනලද පුතේ කිරි දුන්නේ මා උඹට


පුතා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා අඬනා විට දුකට​
ඇක්කර් හැඳි දෙකක් මැනලා බෝතලෙට​
ඩීසීඩී පාම් ඔයිල්  කලවම් වූ කුණු රසට
දියකර පෙවුව මතකයි නුඹ මට හොඳට


by Chinwi
කලියුග කාලෙ අම්මලාගේ හැඩ රැවට
බලපෑමක් වෙනව පුත කිරි දුන්නොත් නුඹට
රෑපය රැක ගන්න ඇති ඕනෑ කමට
දුන්නෙමි කරපු පිටි කිරි ආදරෙ නැති කමට

496 Political reporting on Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:41 pm

sriranga

avatar
Co-Admin

http://sharemarket-srilanka.blogspot.co.uk/

497 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:04 am

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:396

7. Wang Zhizhong worked as a coal carrier. Carrying a basket of coal
weighting 40kg (88 lb), he made his way up a 100m deep mine, and then
walked a distance of 1000m along a mountainous track. For each trip, he
made 1RMB (0.125 USD). He was 17.


8.Caption on the photo: That day the English teacher arrived in our village.
She taught us our very first sentence in English: "I want go to school."
Did you hear it? It is a most heart-moving cry.


9.No rose, no diamond ring, but if this is not love, what is love?
With enthusiasm, love your life! Love the people around you!

498 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:44 am

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:397

499 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:30 pm

K.Haputantri

avatar
Co-Admin
Good one SLM.

500 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:59 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:398

501 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:08 pm

K.Haputantri

avatar
Co-Admin
Thanks SLmarket.

502 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:03 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

503 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:24 am

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:400

504 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:46 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

505 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:33 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:402

506 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:37 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:403

507 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:51 am

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:404

508 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:31 am

Chinwi

avatar
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
තාත්ත​: මේ ගෙදර තමයි පුතාගෙ තාත්තා ඉපදුනේ. ...

    මේ ගෙදර ඉඳල තමයි පුතාගෙ තාත්තා  ඉස්කෝලෙ ගියේ. ...

    පුතාගෙ තාත්තට අම්ම හම් බ උනේ මේ ගෙදර දි. ...  Wink 

 පුතා : 
තාත්තගෙ හැමදේම වෙලා තියෙන්නෙ එක එක ගෙවල් වල නේ.  Shocked 

තාත්ත​:   අපේ තාත්තට ඒ දවස්වල ගෙවල් ගොඩක් තිබුන නේ පුතේ !!! Very Happy  

පුතා:  Sad  මගේ ඔක්කොම වෙන්නෙ මේ ගෙදර​. ....  Sad 

තාත්තා: අපේ තාත්තා කොටස් වෙලෙඳපලේ ආයෝජනය කරන්න ගියානෙ පුතේ !  affraid

509 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:09 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:406

SOFTWARE UPGRADE TO WIFE VERSION 1.0

Dear  Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I  soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0  
installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife
1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
applications. I'm thinking about  going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please  help!  

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

510 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:00 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:407

SOFTWARE UPGRADE TO WIFE VERSION 1.0

REPLY:
Dear Troubled  User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.  

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING  SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible  to delete Wife 1.0 and to
return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the
program files from the system once installed.  

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
Alimony-Child  Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software  augmentation.  

The best course of action is to enter the command  C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command  
before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such
as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be
very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the  only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!  

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.  

Best of luck,
Tech  Support

511 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:45 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:408

A girl gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The girl says, "I'm female, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to see my stock broker in California." The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move. The girl says, "I'm female, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to see my stock broker in California." The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the girl and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class. The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?" "I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to California!"  

512 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:51 pm

Jeremy

avatar
Assistant Vice President - Equity Analytics
Assistant Vice President - Equity Analytics

513 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:34 am

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:410

514 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:17 am

Sstar

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
A MAN WALKING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE...

A man walking in the countryside meets a shepherd and a big flock of sheep. The man tells the shepherd: "I will bet you 1000 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet.

"855," says the man. The shepherd is amazed, because this is the exact number. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take a sheep." Man picks one up and starts walking away. "Wait," shouts the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation!" Man says "OK." "You are an economist working for the government," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you conclude to that?" "Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you!" A study of markets usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is yesterday! A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
Lots of jokes -> 'http://www.freetimejokes.com/'

515 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:17 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:412

516 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Thu Feb 05, 2015 3:21 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:413

517 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:51 am

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
[url=http://www.servimg.com/view/16415208/135][img]http://i38.servimg.com/u/f38/16/41/52/08/bus10.jpg[/img][/url]

518 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:49 am

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

519 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:35 pm

Quibit

avatar
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Please feel free to contribute to the most viewed topic like this which is now consolidated for the benefit of the forum members.

520 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:05 pm

Senior Citizen

avatar
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
This section will not be needed as we have all the entertainment from the Yahapalanaya at the moment!
lol!

521 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:19 pm

Quibit

avatar
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Yes, there will be many entertainment including Kavi from Ravi.

522 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:24 pm

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

523 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:00 am

Quibit

avatar
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
My Dream Cabinet: 2016

Mahinda Rajapakse -Prime Minister
Wimal Weerawansa - Defence
deleted Silva - Education
Raththaran - Higher Education
Johnston - Industrial Development
Dayasiri - Women Affairs
Vasudeva - Minister of Foul Languages
Dew Gunasekara - Minister of Report Writing
Sajin Vass - Foreign Ministry (who else after NY)
Sarana Gunawardena - Justice
DM - Mister of Imports (Advisor Wele Suda)
Ganasara - Advisor on Religious Affairs
Eraj (Toy Pistol) - Ministry of Internal Security
Mervyn Silva - Media Minister

Source: Wikileaks

524 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:29 pm

TraderCSE


Manager - Equity Analytics
Manager - Equity Analytics
Captain Cool was caught with his pants down






This politico hailing from a political family has changed his party colour several times in his brief career and now back in the Blue party he is holding a key portfolio in the Yahapalanaya government.  A typical ladies’ man, his flings with fair ones from time to time have provided ideal stuff for juicy gossip.  Recently someone green with envy had phoned up a once powerful madam that her latest protégé was having a good time with a beauty in a luxury apartment in the city. Enraged by this disturbing news, the madam had gate-crashed the apartment and found the couple honeymooning inside. Thereupon, the madam had castigated the politico using some choice words and had also come out with some sordid details from his family history as well. Not content with the tongue-lashing, she boxed his ears hard several times! “I put you in charge of an important constituency because of the trust I placed in you. Remember if you don’t stop this kind of dirty affairs, you will not get nomination either,” was her parting warning.  The Ministerial one had kept studying the floor tile patterns while the stream of invective was being directed at him, they say.  - See more at: 


http://www.dailymirror.lk/78799/he-was-caught-with-his-pants-down#sthash.Lia4Uw7l.dpuf

525 Re: Stock Market Entertainment on Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:21 am

SL.Market

avatar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No 418



Back to top  Message [Page 13 of 14]

Go to page : Previous  1 ... 8 ... 12, 13, 14  Next

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum